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April Fools

Worm Moon, Orcas and Seals, and Hippitty Hoppitty Bunnies!!!

Jenny Heston · 11:11 pm ·

Happy Magickal, Magnificent, Musical, Mischievous, Manifesting, March Monday!

How are you deliciously lovely? So much to explore with the shift in energy for April and the lovely Full Moon that happened yesterday and Easter!  However, first let me share about the huge pod of Orcas I saw this morning!

As I do every morning I go to the beach with the doggo.  So I got there bright and early and was walking along the beach reciting mantra and picking up rocks when all of a sudden I looked up and coming around the point was a massive super pod of Orcas!  (Apparently there was a plankton blush with the warmer weather) and they were majestic!  Undulating in and out of the water, blowing water up in the air – it was awe inspiring!  I mean seriously, how can you watch these majestic beasts and not be blown away?  Then all of a sudden as the last Orca rounded the point 4 HUGE sea lions slid off the rocky point and started attacking the last Orca!  I was gob smacked!  There was all sorts of noise, splashing bodies flipping up and around and tails smacking the water.  I have never seen the like!  Then weirdly enough within about 4 minutes it was all done and when I looked around the Orcas and sea lions had vanished, and the ocean was still.  

Wild right?  And absolute blarney – happy early April Fools Day!!!

Okay, I have to ask, am I the only demented one that loves April Fools day and likes to play practical jokes and little twists of the mind with people?  In my world, if it is harmless as long as no one gets hurt (possibly confused), then it’s all good.   When the kids were younger I altered all the clocks in the house by 2 hours and so the kids dashed to the bus stop and waited, and waited (as they were there 2 hours before a bus would be there.)  I will be honest, I let them wait for a good 30 minutes and when I pulled up in the vehicle they were highly concerned they had missed the bus, something had happened, where was the bus?  (I know, what a horrid mother I am).  So I explained to them what had happened, thanked them for the saran wrapped toilet and the salt in the sugar and we all went for a yummy breakie! 

Thus gorgeous one, Happy April Fool’s Day!  (Playing and laughing are so important, if you’re not doing it, then you need to start (just saying)).  Or come for a visit and we will make it gigglicious and glorious fun and hopefully see Orcas!

Yesterday was the glorious Worm Moon (isn’t that a great name?)

Do you know why it’s called Worm Moon?  The worm moon gets its unique name because earthworms begin to resurface at this time of year. It is also considered the last full moon of winter, but in 2021, it marks the beginning of spring.  Also known as Seed Moon and the Crow Moon, The Worm Moon is the time of growth, creativity, and inspiration. Falling after Ostara, the Worm Moon can also be a time for rebirth, or a time to picture that creative project you’ve been thinking about for months, or the new way you want to be in this world. On the Worm Moon, visualize your intentions and the outcome you’re searching for when it comes to that project and make plans for how to see it through.

So if you want to take some time to do a bit of releasing, and then visualising with inspiration and creativity, I highly suggest it (you still have time.)

This weekend is Easter and I love the fact that hot cross buns are out in all the stores.  I will confess, I have a “thing” for them, no clue why, but I really do.  I cut them in half, toast them and slather them with butter and then everything seems right with the world at that moment in time!  And I will be honest, I can eat a ton of them!  

So with no egg hunt in sight, jokes it is!

How do you make rabbit stew? Make it wait for 4 hours.

What kind of music does the Easter Bunny like? Hip Hop.

Why do we paint Easter eggs? Because it’s easier than trying to wallpaper them.

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?  Hot cross bunnies!

Why did the Easter bunny cross the road?  Because the chicken had its Easter eggs!

Hey, nowhere in this did I say they were good jokes lolol!  So how are you going to celebrate this Easter?  Time outside, visit with zoom time with family, a special dinner, a hike, relaxing and watching it all happen?

Okay, enough chuntering away about chocolate, eggs and hot cross buns, let’s get on with the reading. 

When I went to the cards and asked who wanted to share with you this week, I was delighted to see that the Earth Warriors Oracle guides were most adamant.  Now if these amazing guides are new to you, please let me introduce you to them (as it’s rude not to).

There is a river flowing now very fast.  It is so great and swift that there are those who will be afraid.  They will try to hold on to the shore.  They will feel they are torn apart and will suffer greatly.  Know the river has its destination.  The elders say we must let go of the shore, push off into the middle of the river, keep our eyes open, and our heads above water.  And I say, see who is in there with you and celebrate.  At this time in history, we are to take nothing personally, least of all ourselves.  For the moment that we do, our spiritual growth and journey comes to a halt.  The time for the lone wolf is over.  Gather yourselves!  Banish the word “struggle” from your attitude and your vocabulary.  All that we do now must be done in a sacred manner and in celebration.  We are the ones we’ve been waiting for.

Woosah, breath that in.  We are the ones we’ve been waiting for.  

Okay gorgeous bean, let’s take a moment to just settle and BE.  Let your breath find it’s perfect path coming from the belly, not the chest and let your shoulders relax.  As you settle in, invite into your mind’s eye the energy of creation, rebirth, play and imagination.  Ask yourself what would best support you with those energies this week.

If you want to deepen it a bit there is a lovely wee guided visualisation for you.  

Then when you are ready, pick the card or cards that whisper in your ear, tug on your heart strings and trust your choice.  

Did you remember to pick?

Let’s go look, yes?

ALAKOA

Spirit of the Warrior

Though you yearn for peace, you recognise that, without truth, genuine peace can never be.  Even if it triggers an upheaval of transformation, the need to set things right is strong in you.  This is the inner drive of the spiritual warrior; the compelling soul needs to uphold truth, goodness and justice.  You will fight for these things because that is your way, Spirit Warrior.  Trust, see and feel the positive impact that you are making in the world.  You are relentless and the Divine is with you.

Do not give up,  If you feel hopelessness, despair, defeat or frustration, and you wonder if it is really worth it, place your mind in your heart and your heart in awareness of what it is that is inspiring you.  Do you feel alone on your quest?  Look for the legions of wings in spirit and upon the earth that fight alongside you, fearless and ferocious with love.  Be uplifted by your fellow Spirit Warriors, beloved one.  Feel the joy of their love and unity with you.  You have access to the divine power that conquers any obstacle, wins every battle, and secures every victory.

If a Spirit Warrior tries to fight from a place of despair and darkness, doubt and hate, the battle will become destructive to their soul.  When you fight for love from a place of joy, Spirit Warrior, the battle opens your beautiful fierce heart.  It uplifts your mind and empowers your soul with the might of divine grace that accomplishes all pursuits and wins every war.

PADMA SUNDARI

Out of Darkness, the Light is Born

The light is powerful enough to survive exposure to the darker side of humanity and remain pure, empowered and effective.  Trust in your spiritual purpose as light in this world.  Trust particularly in your ability to bring purity, order; grace and light to disorder, chaos and destruction.  The Divine is ever by your side and ever within your heart, assisting you with this higher purpose in all ways.

All issues can be healed through the unlimited recourse and creative resourcefulness of the Divine.  You are destined to be part of the creative solution for any issue that you have in your life or that exists in the world and touches your heart.  The issue only exists so that divine genius can resolve it!  Struggles are sometimes the best way for us to learn something we need to understand for our life journey.  Trust that when you ask for help, even apparently impossible situations can be turned around.  With willing human engagement and divine grace, there is more than enough light, healing, creative innovation, wisdom and energy available to keep Mother Earth and all her creatures, including humanity, thriving.  Never give up your hope and trust in what is possible – nor your willingness to act upon that hope and trust.

Part of your spiritual path requires that you walk your talk and live in a way that shows optimism and practicality.  When something’s not working, we don’t need to hide from it in shame.  We face it because we have spiritual self-esteem and self-confidence.  Trust in divine timing, realising that there is far-reaching good about yourself and your presence in the world.  It’s not about being perfect, it’s just about taking that next step for you.  

LOLO

Stand in the Light

You are unique.  You are a divine and beautiful being.  You stand apart from the crowd.  Sometimes this evokes jealousy or desire in others who want to possess your light and beauty as their own.  You need never fear another or believe that they can harm you.  Allow yourself to be true to who you are.  Do not try to hide your inner light and beauty.  You are meant to be seen.  Your soul is nurtured and protected by your love for the Great Spirit.

Don’t avoid the spotlight or try to hide yourself nor dull your light to appease another or your own fears.  Your true inner divine light and beauty is meant to help others, and the only way that can occur is if you allow yourself to fully be and express it.  Do not shrink away from your magnificence when you feel challenged.  Instead step it up to an entirely new level of boldness!  You have a gentle nature, but you are strong.  If you have become obsessed with the beauty or power of another, it’s time to come back to  your own divine beauty, to unearth it, explore it, express it and let it shine.  Trying to blend in wild rain the energy from you.  LEt those who are attracted to your light adapt to your level of divine expression.  You are the benchmark, and they will evolve to reach you.

What nurtures and nourishes you, what feels good for your heart, body and soul, is also what protects you.  You actually don’t need to do anything else for effective protection than place yourself in the divine beauty of what you love absolutely and completely.  

Yes, yes, yes!  Glorious guides for this week.  So my delicious lovely, I wish for you daft pranks, laughter, connection and ease.  Have a wonderful April Fools Day and paint an egg for Easter (yes sharpies are included for painting).  Big hugs and squeezes, see you in a few weeks as I’m playing in the woods on Easter weekend.  

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